Was shopping for exercise gear today and I picked up some balance balls. I had to ask a store attendant a question about their stock and then put three boxes up on the counter.
"Oh, that's quite a lot", said she. "Are you a trainer at a gym?"
"Yes", said I, "I am".
Now I know that's not amazing to some of you, but it was pretty cool for me to be able to say. You know, finally.